The Roasting Duel
Background: This is a funny little poem about two guys on LinkedIn who are called the “Bakar Brothers”, as they like to roast each other in their comments. 😂
The Roasting Duel
Even though dawn just broke, the roasting has commenced
Between Mister White Hair and Mister Short Pants.
Their duels are legendary, the fires burn hot
As we all sit around and throw our bets in a pot.
Who will emerge victorious? Who will lose?
The spectators all wait and watch on tenterhooks.
Mister White Hair jabs furiously with his fists
While Mister Short Pants aims kicks at the knees.
Turns out the champion is neither one of the guys,
As Aunty Prema halts the fight - oh, she is wise!
~Adelynne Ong, Mar 2025